as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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