the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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