Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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