so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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