I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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