Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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