Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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