God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Found the puke drawer
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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