Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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