I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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