**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize
