really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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