What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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