All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
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honey bunches of taint.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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