like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Randomize
