just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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