Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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