Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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