I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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