You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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