Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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