Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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