This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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