his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Randomize
