Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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