With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Help. Why am I so naked?
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