the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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