i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
