Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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