you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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