question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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