the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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