the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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