Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had sex on a roof
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize