It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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