and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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