they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
