didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
