I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
