can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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