Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(906): View more from Michigan

And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink

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(845): View more from New York

no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.

(516): View more from New York

You wear Armani Exchange.

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(916): View more from California

this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.

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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.

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(248): View more from Michigan

had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall

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(952): View more from Minnesota

We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.

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(469): View more from Texas

Really though. It's your life, live it how you want

(702): View more from Nevada

And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica

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