hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Randomize
