I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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