Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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