do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
