Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Even my vagina gasped.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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