My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Banned from zoo.
Again?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You almost got us killed.
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this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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