yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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