did you get engaged???
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize