Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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