roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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