Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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