1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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