I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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