do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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