No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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