a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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