What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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